Sunday, January 30, 2011

A Book I Wrote For Ian While Homeschooling Him, Years Ago

A Deeply Philosophical Self-Referential Book, Although It Is Not Very Long And It Is Questionable, In Fact, That Perhaps The Title Might Be Longer Than The Book Itself, Which Is As Well A Self-Referential Title, And Probably Contains Too Many Commas.

Chapter 1
This is the beginning of the book.

Chapter 2
This is the middle of the book.

Chapter 3
This is the end of the book.

The End.

P.S. Please send your lauds and applause to the author.
P.P.S. I apologize for my poor writing. My computer broke last week.
P.P.P.S. I wonder if I should mention in the title that the post scripts also exceed the length of the book itself. Send me your thoughts.

(Lies! All lies! They’re trying to keep me from telling the tru—)

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